Hello, I'm John McCain, and I'm an Asshole

So I was really discouraged recently over the turn the campaign was taking.  I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who felt this way.

I made the mistake of staying glued to the news broadcasts and talking head shows as wave after wave of political dysentary washed out of the ether and into my little existence.

Being demoralized kinda sucks, however I tried to wash it away by donating my time and money to the Obama campaing this week and that helped a bit.

Some folks have epiphanies in the shower, others gain insight on a long walk, My bright moment cam while choosing oranges at the market near my house:

McCain has decided that to win he has to be an asshole.

I'm not referring to the freindly, lets go have a beer, but he's my kind of asshole.  Rather McCain has decided to be the sneering overcompensating dick that pretty much everyone tries to get away from as fast as possible.

To throw even more levity into my realization, he's also decided to throw petulant child into the mix as well.  My four-year old starts to act out when she's not getting enough attention also, it just took me a little while to recognize McCain's behavior for what it is.

The trifecta is that unlike the swift-boat saga from four years ago, McCain is taking the asshole role onto himself.  Bush for all his myriad faults was smart enough to let someone else be the asshole in the campaign.  McCain either couldn't find anyone else willing to embrace their inner dick, or just couldn't keep his contained anymore.  

Will it fail, who knows?  But I gotta believe that a majority of the populace will grow quickly tired of the Sneering Petulant Asshole persona that has possessed Grampy as of late.

Just my two cents.


Poll
How Big of an Asshole is McCain
An asshole of biblical proportions
An asshole of cosmic proportions
A teeny tiny petulant asshole
An asshole's asshole
A divorced my disabled wife to marry an heiress asshole
Call my wife a c*nt asshole

Votes: 7
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Re: Hello, I'm John McCain, and I'm an Asshole (2.00 / 4)

Sorry not exactly an itellecual anal-ysys but it just rings true for me.  I apologize to any "good" people who are offended.


by tired of dynasties on Sun Aug 03, 2008 at 04:45:47 PM EST

Re: Hello, I'm John McCain, and I'm an Asshole (2.00 / 1)

I like it...but I'm a bit weird.


Obama/Adam West or Bruce Campbell or Lucy Lawless '08
by Purple with Green Stipes and Pink Polka Dots Dem on Sun Aug 03, 2008 at 05:26:39 PM EST
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as good a narrative as anything (none / 0)

anyone who calls his wife a C%&t

certainly is


McCain - a serial Opportunist, from marriage to policy positions
by TarHeel on Sun Aug 03, 2008 at 06:08:15 PM EST
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Re: Hello, I'm John McCain, and I'm an Asshole (2.00 / 2)

Wooooowwwwwww, you were able to work a real big word into a sentence, and use it incorrectly.  Bravo , really, bravo.


by tired of dynasties on Sun Aug 03, 2008 at 05:00:52 PM EST

Re: Hello, I'm John McCain, and I'm an Asshole (2.00 / 1)

Excellent analysis!

Rec'd


Obama/Adam West or Bruce Campbell or Lucy Lawless '08
by Purple with Green Stipes and Pink Polka Dots Dem on Sun Aug 03, 2008 at 05:25:20 PM EST

Re: Hello, I'm John McCain, and I'm an Asshole (2.00 / 3)

primogeniture.

I have a rash on mine, but the doc told me not to scratch it.  Do you have any suggestions?


Obama/Adam West or Bruce Campbell or Lucy Lawless '08
by Purple with Green Stipes and Pink Polka Dots Dem on Sun Aug 03, 2008 at 05:28:44 PM EST

primogeniture (2.00 / 1)

 Is that Scottish?


"But not me personally were those cheers for"
by QTG on Sun Aug 03, 2008 at 07:30:34 PM EST
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Re: primogeniture (none / 0)

Actually, It's about one quarter Scottish, One quarter Dutch, One quarter Lebanese, and the rest is a mystery.

I'm a mutt.


Obama/Adam West or Bruce Campbell or Lucy Lawless '08
by Purple with Green Stipes and Pink Polka Dots Dem on Sun Aug 03, 2008 at 07:37:07 PM EST
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Re: Hello, I'm John McCain, and I'm an Asshole (2.00 / 2)

Isn't there a Dennis Leary song about that?


by rfahey22 on Sun Aug 03, 2008 at 05:29:29 PM EST

Re: Hello, I'm John McCain, and I'm an Asshole (1.00 / 1)

Heh.


Welcome to a landslide WITH white working class, latinos, women and holding on sweeties!!!
by spacemanspiff on Sun Aug 03, 2008 at 05:43:42 PM EST

Re: Hello, I'm John McCain, and I'm an Asshole (none / 0)

hopefully many people will get sick of it, then again repubs heart dick cheney for his audacious assholefuckfacedickweediness


by KLRinLA on Sun Aug 03, 2008 at 06:37:06 PM EST

Re: Hello (none / 0)

mojo'd rec'd


"But not me personally were those cheers for"
by QTG on Sun Aug 03, 2008 at 06:40:20 PM EST

Agree 100% (none / 0)

And I'm like most folks - I used to like John McCain.


by Dale Johnson 007 on Sun Aug 03, 2008 at 06:47:38 PM EST

Re: Hello, I'm John McCain, and I'm an Asshole (none / 0)

you speaka english?


by wrb on Sun Aug 03, 2008 at 07:41:06 PM EST

Re: Hello, I'm John McCain, and I'm an Asshole (none / 0)

do you? look the word up in something called a dictionary.


by swissffun on Mon Aug 04, 2008 at 02:00:26 AM EST
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